And just to add to the fun, I'm supposed to hear about two jobs today- one via e-mail, the other by phone. Naturally, of course, Hotmail is down again, probably so Microsoft can figure out ways to put up more interesting stories like "Is Demi a Distraction?" or "Jen Wears Engagement Ring Again" (I wonder why there's no stories on there like "Ashton & Demi: We Care Because?" or "America: Are We a Country of Dumb-asses or What?). And I can't answer the phone all day because everytime I do, it's either Al Gore, Bill Clinton or- of all things most unholy- Barbara Streisand reminding me to vote tomorrow. I'm going to vote tomorrow, so leave me the fuck alone.