God damnit, I hate baseball. I hate it in all of it's stomach-churning, nail-biting, hair-pulling, what-the-hell-is-Yorvit-Torreabla-doing-in-the-game-glory. That part of the game where every moment, every second, every pitch makes you so filled with tension that it's hard to breathe.

AAAACKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!