I'm guessing this is a sign of getting older, but my eyebrows are starting to get a little long. I got one or two strands that are totally out of control and are swooping down into my eyes. When I try and push them back into place, they either bounce back to where they were or go flying up towards my forehead. Sometimes they just kind of curl outwards, like Leonid Brezhnev eyebrows. So naturally, I'm starting to totally obsess over the eyebrows, to the point where I'm finding myself playing with them on BART, trying to smooth them back into place.

All I can say is it's way better than hair in the ears.