I'm so loving the President Milli Vanilli stories, you know the one about "the bulge." And yeah, if you watch him for a bit, it totally makes sense only in that once you start thinking about it, it's all you can think about. Did Karl Rove forward him that statement? Whose feeding him all those cornball jokes? Is anyone telling him to move the left side of his face? I'm sure that everyone whose heard that story is thinking the exact same thing right now which is why it's so beautiful.

If the Democrats were smart, they should hire just about every intelligence/security person they can find and have them bombarding that place with radio sensors. Hell, I'd have satellites trying to pick stuff up cause if it's true, you can start printing those John Kerry Inaugural tickets now. Unless somehow the Red States still somehow vote the President back into office, in which case we can pretty much just pack it in now as a country.