Every week, the Examiner has a column where some intrepid reporter goes to some high falutin society event and takes pictures of all the beautiful people wearing their beautiful clothes. Everyone is rich, good looking, successful, and tastefully dressed. In other words, they're all totally annoying. Anyways, for every picture caption, the columnist writes who they are and whatever fabulously designed designer duds their all wearing.

One of these days, I want to offer up my own parody of the column. Like post pictures of some random kegger full of not quite so beautiful people and their not so beautiful clothes. And have captions like this-

Biff Weatherall is wearing a Gap t-shirt that he bought for $10

Owen Somersby is wearing a Sigma Tau Spring Fling t-shirt he got for organizing the pledge class.

Harold Hocklemeyer is wearing some raggy t-shirt he found at the bottom of his closet

Joe Shlabotnik is wearing a vintage Black Sabbath concert t that he bought at some thrift store even though he's never listened to Black Sabbath but thinks the t-shirt makes him look cool.

And, of course, for every woman at the party, there will be this caption.

Muffy Pendergast is wearing pants and shirt from Banana Republic.