Got nothing today. Too many things going on inside my warped little head that I don't even know where to begin.

Except this-

Bought new sneakers a few weeks ago. The shoelaces on the sneakers are top of the line, top flight, cutting edge shoe laces. And just think about that for a few minutes (like about the poor person whose role in life is to design shoe laces). Anyways, these shoelaces are so cutting edge that they're tough, weather proof, unable to become torn and frayed like so many shoelaces eventually do.

One problem, though. They're so tough, so durable, so cutting edge that it's almost impossible for me to tie them. It's because the super-tough, super weather absorbant shoelaces are so strong and so silky smooth that the shoelaces never take.

Which means that me, a grown-up, over thirty year old male finds himself having to tie his shoes every five minutes because the shoelaces don't stay tied.

Life's so hard some times.