So you know how every TV channel, every show transmits its shows at different volumes? Which means that, for instance, you were channel surfing and the volume on each station would be different, all depending on whatever volume the station's transmitted at (and no, I don't know how it works at all).

Why is it that all the movie stations show porn at a much higher volume than other stations?

There I was last night, flipping through the channels, checking up on the latest episode of Skinemax's Last Call when I realized after a few seconds that not only was I not wearing the headphones I usually do at night, but that it was pretty loud. And so was blasting the cheesy music and the moans and groans for all my neighbors to hear.

And all I could think about was how my next-door neighbor and downstairs neighbor were lying there in bed, thinking "oh God, the unemployed guy is staying up late watching porn again. What a fucking loser."