Why are stupid fucking hippies nothing but a bunch of stupid fucking hippies?

From Wednesday's Chron:

Environmentalist sings for judge: Activist suing cops over car bomb

Earth First activist Darryl Cherney literally performed for a federal jury Tuesday, playing guitar and singing a protest song -- after describing how his arrest for a car bombing disrupted the Redwood Summer campaign 12 years ago.

That's almost better than the Chewbecca defense.