Nooooooo! Emily from BOTS has a boyfriend. Which I kind of knew, but it turns out it's James from another season of Road Rules. Your typical white-frat tool with absolutely nothing even slightly remotely interesting about him. And somebody whose gotten together with someone in every season's he's been in.

Even my tv fantasy is like my reality.

So how crazy is the world getting? Some politician was assassinated. In the Netherlands. Yes, the Netherlands . Even the Dutch are going crazy. Think about it. The Dutch. Have the Dutch every done anything crazy? Have they ever shot anyone? Started a revolution? Had a civil war? Persecuted minorities? Don't know my Holland History, but I don't think so. I know they were kind of bastards as a colonial power, but who wasn't?

Let's see- political assassination, school shootings, rampant crime, racism, and fucked-up elections. You know what'll stop all of the problems in Europe? They need the NRA. Why, because it's obvious what'll stop the insanity- guns. Because if they had guns, there wouldn't be school shootings or crime or synagogue burnings. They don't, we do, and look what's happening.

And think what would of happened if Europeans would have had guns in the past? Do you think the Germans would have had it so easy marching through Europe? Nope. Everyone would have fought back. Think France would of rolled over if they were all armed? Of course not, they would have kicked some Nazi butt. Would Belgium have been used as parking lot for every army in existence? Nope, they would of organized themselves into well armed militias and defended themselves.

And think those countries would have had to have suffered through years and years of royalty and autocratic systems of government? Nope. They would have been like us and overthrown everyone.

See, if the Europeans had guns, they would be exactly like us.

Because, you know, the NRA is totally right.