Just when you think you've seen it all, spam-wise, this just came to me:

Raping Animal Lovers Go the Extreme.

It's not just rape porn, it's not just bestiality, it's rape-bestiality!

Woo-hoo!

Forgot to ask in my interview yesterday with the "premier provider of online direct marketing solutions for enterprises" whether that was gonna be the kind of stuff I'd be sending out. Darnit.