Allright, even though I told you not to, you went out and did it. What can I say, I did my best.

Despite all my warnings, despite all my hopes of rallying people to rise up and Just Say No to Ben Afleck, you went out and saw the movie. $43 million bucks in a couple of days. Of course, that doesn't mean that the movie's gonna make more than a buck by next weekend, but these days in Hollywood, the entire fate of a movie is based on two measly days at the box office.

Look, I know the only other movie that's really out there is Kangaroo Jack, but please, people. It's time to take a stand, damnit.

You got nobody to blame but yourselves.