Now there's sneaky and there's sneaky. This is sneaky: sending out spam mail entitled "The Playoffs are Here."

Any guy knows right now that there's no playoffs going on right now. In fact, it's the dreaded Dead Zone of sports when it takes about five minutes to read through the entire sports section and Sportscenter actually shows five minutes of WNBA highlights. Still, any guy sees that headline in an e-mail and thinks "hey, it's sports related...it's gotta be interesting!"

Of course, it's for a Home Mortgage Loan and we know that it's probably for something like that, but just the hint, just the whiff of sports makes us interested.

Damn you, damn you all to hell