Holy cow, after doing this thing for a year I've gotten pretty much nowhere. Then I stumble home drunk one night, post something when I get home because I hadn't posted anything in a couple of days and it gets picked up on some major site. Next thing I know, I've gotten more hits than Sadaharu Oh .

Months and months of heart-bleeding angst, incisive political commentary, and endless musings on Christina vs. Britney and nobody cared. Then I make one post in an Ouzo induced-stupor about how drunk I was and that's what gets picked up.

From now on in, I'm not posting anything until I'm three-sheets to the wind.

Hell, it worked for Hunter Thompson……