I've been thinking more about this whole idea of cashing in on Karma and about how life would be much better if it was like Vegas. I have a whole new idea based on that thought.

Wouldn't it be cool if we had like a Karma Savings Account that allows us to see where we stand on the karma meter? And with that, we'd have like this catalogue to see what our points would get us. Like with Skee Ball.

On the high end would be, say, the Mother Theresa items ('cause God knows that woman had a lot of karma). That would allow you to like, win the lottery, become a rock star, and sleep with famous people who are both beautiful and rich. From there on, it would be on various scales below that. So, like having 100 Karma Points could get you free tix to a concert. And 500 would get you, say, dating a hip-hop dancing writer and 1000 would get you a raise. 10,000 would get you huge promotion and a raise, a deal on a house, or a home theater system given to you by a relative.

Or, you could cash in a large amount for smaller things, all Wheel of Fortune style. "Okay, God, I'd take Giants tickets for 100, the S3 Buffy DVD for 50, and a new job for 1000."

And, of course, you'd also see if you were in Karma debit. You'd also get to see what kind of trouble you'd get into if you didn't stay up on your karma points. This way, you'd have to do good deeds or get in good Karma credit. Why do you think Bill Gates has suddenly become Mr. Charity?Like Don Rumsfield could check his account and notice that his karma is in such debit that his dick is about to fall off (I know, cheap dick joke- sorry, work has been total "weird scenes inside the gold-mine lately"). Or Fred Durst can look at his Karma points and see that he's about to become a has-been (oh, hey, that's about to happen). Wouldn't this be better for the world anyways?