Is it a bad sign that I'm now drinking a glass or two of wine when I get back from work? Is it a bad sign that the Real World's Teck is now getting acting gigs on Friends? Do we really need a two-hour special on Michael Jackson's face? Belgium? Is bagging on Ben Afleck gonna affect my Karma Point total? Is anyone else kind of hoping that the "Human Shields" who just arrived in Iraq get their butts blown to smithereens? Does anyone think Rummy's purposely gonna target them? Does anybody remember the laughter? Is there anyway I can cash in on LeBron James too? Is anyone still reading this blog? Are there people who do nothing but sit around the house waiting for VH-1 to call them to be on one of their specials? Designer Belly Buttons? Is Matt Stone the Andrew Ridgeley of South ParkDuct-Tape? Are they fucking serious? Does anyone really believe we're on the verge of another terrorist attack? Dennis Erickson? Is it a long way to the top if you wanna rock n' roll? Why do I keep on fucking up?