Oh, what a night of TV it was. And no, I'm not talking about Joe Millionaire, I'm talking about Britney being the co-presenter of the First Annual TRL Live Awards (whatever that is) and having to give the "Evolution" award to Christina. The "Evolution" Award, I guess, goes for the artist who has "most evolved" through the TRL Era and Christina won it. Yep, Dylan goes electric, the Beatles go from loveable mop-tops to Sgt. Pepper's, and Madonna goes from super-Catholic to mystic Jew and somehow, in these creatively ripe times, Christina gets props for going from the innocent skanky ho look to the skanky skanky ho look and that's worth an award.

Oh, and as for about Joe Millionaire, what-ever. That and how long do you think it'll be before Sarah appears in Maxim?