I'm not going to give a review of a musical most people don't know of based on a book most people haven't read, but I will say this:

This is why I hate musicals-

There's a scene where a character, through magic, discovers that she can now stand up from her wheelchair and walk. As the scene started to unfold, I kept on thinking to myself, "oh no, here it comes, don't sing…..don't sing…..don't sing…..don't sing." Sure enough, the orchestra cues up and blammo, the character starts to sing a song about suddenly being able to walk.

That's why I hate musicals.

Well, that and songs about wanting to fly.