So somebody sent in a resume today for the position I'm kind of in charge of (sort of). The person has all the skills, or so they claim, but not much experience. It's that much apparent that he doesn't because he does his resume in chronological order and nothing that he's done over the past couple of years is relevant. The one job that is relevant, however, he adds a note about on his resume. The note, which is in parenthesis after the job title, says "see, I do have experience doing what I say I can do."

And we're probably going to bring him in for an interview too, God damnit.

What happened to standards?