Have something bigger coming later, but I just had to say this.

To MTV & Bunim/Murray Productions-

When I saw the promos for the upcoming "Real World/Road Rules Challenge" I said to myself that I would never, ever lower myself to watching it. Not gonna happen. Already wasted too much of my precious life watching your shows. But somehow, slowly, I got suckered into it. And after watching last night's show, all I can say is I'm hooked. Hooked like a politician at a Ken Lay fundraising party. Hooked like a Bush child on booze and prescription pills.

Damn you. Damn you all to hell.