Ugh. I hate when I spent like fifteen minutes crafting a resume for a great job, hit click and just as the e-mail is in the process of being sent off, realize that there's a big huge typo that you somehow missed because you were so worried about everything else.

(Editor's Note- the rest of what was posted earlier is no longer up. After some research, what was written was later discovered to be factually wrong. And it was boring and not very funny. The writer has been reprimanded for trying to post while still trying to recover from too much red wine and pizza from the night before.

We will resume our regularly scheduled broadcasting later tonight....)