Has anyone seen my archives? Here archives, here! Where are you?

So according to my blog stat checker, someone from NBC.com found me after doing a search for, you guessed it, "Ashleigh Banfield." Could it be Ms. Banfield herself, checking to see what her adoring fans think of her? Did I get visited by the lovely and talented Ms. Banfield (hi Ashleigh!)? Or maybe it was her Personal Assistant (more likely) doing it for her? Maybe it was another NBC employee wondering too just what Ms. Banfield looks like sans clothes? Or maybe it was her boss at NBC trying to see whether or not Ms. Banfield still deserves an hour-long show, what with MSNBC being clobbered in the ratings. The weird thing was is that I was #172 on the search out of like 300, so somebody spent a long, long time searching. And I thought I needed a life.

I guess it's much better than the person who found me through a porn search engine and I somehow came up on a search of "pictures of pigs been fucked." I think I should be happy that porn sites have me indexed (yay?), but ick. Dude, that's just wrong.