Memo to H.R. People- If, say, you are in an meeting or an interview and some poor schlub calls to ask you a question concerning a job, please don't get all huffy-puffy with them. After all, if you're in the middle of something and can't be on the phone, then DON'T FUCKING PICK UP THE LINE.

Oh, and another thing. Don't get snippy when the same poor schlub tries to ask you questions. Especially, don't say anything along the lines of "didn't you read the job description?" Once again, I may be misunderstanding the role of H.R. people, but isn't that there fucking job- to answer questions? Don't you know the old adage about their being no such thing as a bad question? Some of us don't have time to read through some lame-ass Web site that's so chock-full of bells & whistles that it takes five minutes for each page to download.

Bitch.

Do H.R. people take manners or courtesy classes while studying to be an H.R. person? Do they even have classes in that field since, as we all know, most of them don't actually do what they're supposed to do. Do they learn how to do these things or are they all Communication Majors who couldn't get anything else? What the hell....

Sorry.

Serenity now....serenity now....