Ah, flu bug, finally- it's just you and me.

You showed up on Sunday and haven't left since. But I've been waiting, biding my time. I couldn't deal with you at first, had to start a new job. The week is over, I've done all my weekend activities, and now it's just you and me- mano a mano. I got a bottle of asprin, tons of fruit juice, all new cans of soup and tea at my disposal, and two rented movies. You're going down. When I get through with you, you're gonna be apologizing for making me feel as bad as I have over the past week.

I cast thee out of thy body.

"The power of Christ compels me! The power of Christ compels me!"