In order to get into my apartment building, people have to buzz someone who lives there to get in. These are usually friends buzzing to get in, but occasionally, they can be people who live there and get locked out.

If you want unintentional comedy, try buzzing someone at 2 in the morning. There's nothing like watching someone wake up in the middle of a good sleep, in full panic mode, trying to figure out just what the fuck is making that noise. Then watch them convince themselves that they've just been dreaming the whole thing and get back into bed, and buzz them again.

Boy, it's high hilarity.

For extra kicks, watch that person then spend the next hour and a half tossing and turning in bed because they've been so fucking scared by the noise that they can't get back to sleep. Not to mention thinking about all sorts of nasty things they'd like to whoever buzzed your apartment and if you're neighbor knew that her friend buzzed me as well as her.

And that was one of the better nights sleep I was having in awhile.