Ahhh, nothing like spending most of the morning lying in bed, doing nothing but watch football. And there's nothing like spending most of the morning lying in bed watching football because any sudden movement would cause the same sensation one would get if the earth were to completely slip off it's axis and spin terribly out of control. I knew I should have stayed in last night.

The best part of having what is known in the biz as "a really, really bad hangover", or actually the only part, is that as everyone whose ever had a "really, really bad hangover" knows, the only real way to recover and ground your stomach is really, greasy food. The pot of gold at the end of the tecnicolor yawn, as it were. Being hungover, in a lot of ways, is the only way you can rationalize eating the type of food that you know you should never, ever eat.

Let me just state what I mean with two words- Bacon cheeseburger.

And oh man, was it good.