Hey, I got Spam Mail from the U.S. Air Force Reserve! Good to see the Military Services actively seeking the best and brightest. And what a good time to join the U.S. Air Force Reserve, right before a huge, "oops, maybe we shouldn't have done that" war with Iraq. I wonder how many proud, patriotic Americans- you know, the one's who put American flags on their SUV's and voted Republican, are foaming at the mouth to go fight Saddam. Or that Osama guy our government doesn't seem to care about that much anymore.

You know, if the people behind the U.S. Air Force Reserve spam mail were really smart, instead of just saying that their for the Reserves, but they should add that they could help increase your penis size too.