Editor's Note- Due to doctor's recommendation, the Baseball Editor, who up until now has been pleasantly enjoying himself at the Sunnyvale Happy Farm (which is where the Political Editor just got sent too- along with about six years with of valium and percoset), is returning for a guest column.

NOOOOOOO! DUSTY, DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We now return you to your regularly scheduled broadcast