You know, people think that we Americans are soft. That we spend way too much time worrying about meaningless, insignificant, silly little things. On the other hand, we have this:

Red Cross: Death toll from religious rampage sparked by Miss World article rises to 215

Let's see, would you rather have a country obsessed with the J-Lo/Ben Afleck nuptials or a country that riots because of a beauty pageant? I think Nigeria needs Entertainment Tonight.

And people think I'm silly for spending time on message boards.....

And happy 21st birthday to my girlfriend, Jenna and her twin sister Barbara. May you be passed out in vomit like the rest of us on our 21st birthday. You're dad probably was.