I, of course, couldn't let this little juicy bit of news pass without comment. Seems that Puff Daddy ( or P. Diddy or whatever the hell he's calling himself these days), is considering a run for President. President Diddy. Has a nice ring to it, don't ya think?

Now while most people may think this is a simply preposterous idea and easy to make fun of, I think the idea has some merit. Two words- MTV Cribs. Just imagine the fun when President Daddy or Diddy or Puffy just opens up his cameras to show all the MTV viewers out there how the White House would look Big Pimpin Style. It'll be off the hook. Hopefully, he'll even get those stripper poles that the guys in Outkast have and put them in the Lincoln Bedroom (Clinton would probably be down with that). And just imagine the fun as he takes everyone to the Master Bedroom of the White House (whatever it's called) and proclaim to the entire Free World that "here's where the magic happens."

And just imagine his campaign slogans-
"It's time to put some Bling-Bling in the White Hoooouse."

Or

"Vote for me or I'll bust a cap in yer ass."

Too bad he broke up with J-Lo, though, if only 'cause there goes our chance of her becoming the First Lady. God only knows what her Inauguration Dress would look like.