Man, Malcolm in the Middle has only been on for two season's and they've already done a clip show. What's up with that?

Still kind of funny, though.

Anyways, couple depressingly funny articles in the Chron today. This bit comes from a story about the latest meeting of everyone's favorite red-neck gun lovers, the NRA. Here's a really classy quote from Wayne LaPierre, the head of the NRA, and all around great guy:

... LaPierre went after a new crop of gun-control advocates who he called "political terrorists." He singled out Andrew McKelvey, the wealthy founder of Monster.com and Americans for Gun Safety.

LaPierre said McKelvey has a lot in common with Osama bin Laden, describing him as "an extremist billionaire with a political agenda using personal wealth to train and deploy activists, looking for vulnerability to attack, fomenting fear for political gain and funding an ongoing campaign to hijack your freedom and take a box cutter to the constitution."

If there really was such a thing as karma, such a thing as cosmic justice, or if there was a God, we'd wake up one day to find in the news that LaPierre had accidently killed himself while cleaning his guns.

But there's not.