I saw "Elf" last night. Not bad. This, however, is the lesson that I learned from it: if I spent all my time wearing a funny hat and tights, acted like a goofy man-child, and was way too excited about Christmas, I too could get Zooey Deschanel

PS- In the trailer for next week's, "Cat in the Hat," there's a bit where the Cat (Michael Myers) is told not to do something and in response, he does the full black-woman on Oprah "don't go there" routine. Now, it's been awhile since I've read "Cat in the Hat" or seen the cartoon, but I'm damn sure that there was no black-woman on Oprah "don't go there" routine in there.