If I were the Bush Administration, I'd give that big, huge, eat-crow speech that the entire world wants to hear and I'd do it now. You know, the speech where he finally admits that he made up the whole WMD thing, the Al Queda thing, the we're doing well in Iraq thing, and the we know what we're doing thing. Why now? Because ever since the first reports about Michael Jackson getting charged with molesting children came out, I don't think there's anyone left in the press to cover the speech.

As I was flipping through the channels, I saw this guy pontificate about Jackson's arrest and made this brilliantly illuminating observation: "oh, I think this thing is going to be huge."

Ya think?