It appears that Jenna Bush will not be my Friendster Friend as I haven't heard back from her yet about the possibility of being a Friendster Friend. Dang nabbit. And here I was hoping that I'd finally have a connection to everyone's favorite partying First Twin.

So maybe it wasn't really her. Maybe it wouldn't make sense for someone whose father is the most powerful person in the world whenever Dick Cheney goes on a vacation to be found on Fuckster. Or maybe it's because the Secret Service ran an intesive search on me when I sent my profile over and discovered I wasn't Friendster Friend material. In which case, I probably should hope it wasn't really her or I'll probably be owing more than I already owe to the IRS.