Riddle me this Batman, why is okay to show nippleage if it's covered by only the slimmest, most see-throughingst clothes, but not okay to show nippleage if it's sans cloth. I ask this in light of the VH-1 show that aired tonight "Getting Naked," a show which, if I'm not mistaken, was all about celebrities who've been caught showing either nippleage or ass-crack. And while certainly a fascinating subject, why would Vh-1 do an entire show that showed nothing but blurred out and barely clothed celebrity skin.

Oh, duh, nevermind.

For heaven's sake, would someone please think of the children?