You know what the worst part is? I spent all day reading the "exit polls" and saw nothing but a Kerry victory. So I spent all day on the phone and talking to coworkers telling them it's all good and it's all gonna be a celebration. Now I have to go eat a lot of crow tomorrow, not to mention try to catch up on all the work I didn't do yesterday.

Thanks Slate. Thanks Wonkette.

Guess I learned an important lesson today- don't believe anything you read online.

I feel sick. Really, really sick.