Ah, so it's looking like Rummy's going with the "OJ/ Colombian Drug Smuggler" defense concerning the WMDs. From the actual Senate transcripts:

"First is the theory that WMD may not have existed at the start of a war. I suppose that's possible, but not likely.

Second is that it's possible that WMD did exist, but was transferred, in whole or in part, to one or more other countries. We see that theory put forward.

Third, it's possible that the WMD existed, but was dispersed and hidden throughout Iraq. We see that possibility proposed by various people.

Next, that it's possible that WMD existed, but was destroyed at some moment prior to the beginning of the conflict.

Or that it's possible that Iraq had small quantities of biological or chemical agents and also a surge capability for a rapid build-up and that we may eventually find it in the months ahead.

So, to do my patriotic duty and help the White House figure out where those pesky WMD's are, here are some more possibilities of where they could be:

-Saddam stuffed them all into a closet in one of his many mansions

-Evildoer Ebay

- "...I want you to consider: this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee — an eight foot tall Wookiee — want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!"

-Saddam put them up in his giant moon base where he and his team of fembots in short skirts and go-go boots were going to blackmail the world into giving them one billion dollars

-Wardrobe malfunction

By the way, Kerry's kicking Smirkboy's butt in polls right now on National Defense. In fact, things aren't going well right now for the President. So bad that Republicans have been canceling primaries because the results of the few Republican primaries were kind of on the embarrassing side.