So it's about forty-five minutes until my big "lunch" interview with that company and naturally, guess what happens? Yep, cut myself shaving. A full on gusher brought to you by the same spot that lately has been spurting like a Texas oil rush. It's my fault for not planning ahead and showering three to four hours before the interview, giving myself the several hours to try and stem the tide. But no, I got cocky and showered an hour before.

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.