This is an actual class being taught at our very own Learning Annex:

How to Shoot Your Very Own Live Adult Video!.

But wait, that's not the whacky part of the class. This is:
**This Seminar Will Include a Live 2-Woman Scene!**

Yep, check this out- "This class was written up in New York magazine – and it's definitely one of the sexiest, most stimulating and popular classes ever offered at The Learning Annex! We're talking about "hands-on" how-to-film-it demonstrations featuring full frontal nudity! But that's just one of the ways you'll learn the inside skinny on how to become a player in the booming, multibillion-dollar adult video industry! It's a ton of hardcore fun!"

To think I've been spending all my money on writing classes...