Saw this headline in Salon.com
Rumsfeld: WMD may still be found in Iraq.

Jesus frickin' Christ, GIVE IT UP.

Why do I think it'll be 2030 and Rumsfield (who won't be dead yet because it'll turn out he's actually an evil demon from some other plane of existence come to destroy the earth) will still be giving speeches saying "no...no...no....I swear, you'll find them. Just keep looking, I'm sure those WMD's gotta be there somewhere. No need to investigate anything."

All I can say is that we here at Hooray for Anything have got a case of John Kerry fever. Dude's already polling higher than Smirkboy is and while it's early, he's already got the White House all fluxommed over the fact that while Kerry was in Vietnam being a War Hero, W. was doing beer bongs and eightballs of coke at Houston Society Functions.

Go, John, go......