Jesus Christ, there's only one episode left of "Sex in the City." And there's like four episodes left of "Friends" and "Angel" just got cancelled. So I ask you- what the hell am I going to watch now? Nay, what are WE all going to watch?

I think I speak for everyone when I say that that this something that we need to hear where the candidates stand. I mean, if there's nothing on TV to watch, well, WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!