Just checked my traffic for today. Some dude found me by doing a search for these words "illustrative slut wife stories."

Qui?

What the fuck is "illustrative slut wife stories" and why is somebody searching for it?

I guess, an even bigger question is how did I come up under that search?

And Jesus frickin' Christ, for the last time, I have no naked pictures of Anna Kournikovia. It's almost amazing how many hits I get from people searching for pictures of her.