Wearing total Squeeky Shoes today. Just walked down the whole of the office on my way to the bathroom and every single
co-worker turned to see what was making that racket they were hearing.

I guess it could be worse. I once was wearing one of those new-fangled type sneakers that are all puffed up on air. Somehow, a little pin-prick of a hole was made on the bottom of them and everytime I walked around, you could hear this whistling sound. The entire office could hear me everytime I got up to walk around. They were brand new shoes too, but I had to get rid of them because they were too fucking noisy.