This conversation actually happened (or something like it) over the weekend-

Person #1 (said as beater car- "the Hoopty Hoop" was climbing up the hills on Highway 1):
Dude, you know someday I better get the brakes on this car fixed cause they're not working so great.
Person #2: Good thing you mentioned it as we're climbing up this hill.
Person #1: Well, I'm just warning you in case, you know, we die or something.
Person #2: Uhhh, no. There's no fucking way you're killing me now, dude, it's just a month til the Soprano's starts up again…