Nicolas Cage marries Elvis' daughter Lisa Marie in Hawaii

This is just ick. Ickedy ick, ick ick. It's not just that he's marrying someone who was romantically attached to Michael Jackson, but married too. Even worse, someone who slept with Michael Jackson. He's doing things and sticking things into places that Michael Jackson has also been.

Sorry for that visual, but, ick!

This is like the Seinfeld episode where Jerry winds up breaking up with someone because he finds out she she dated Newman, only hundred times worse because it's MICHAEL JACKSON.

Do you think that Nic Cage has ever been in a situation with her where she's told him something like "You know, Michael liked me to dress up like a boy and sing "Ben" to him...."

ICK!!!!!!!