Man, what's the point in making really obscure, surreal allusions if nobody's gonna take the bait and ask me what the hell I just wrote?

Had a kid today who accidentally put his symptoms up where his last name should be. Which means that according to the sheet I had, his name was Eric Running Nose.

Wasn't Chief Running Nose a notorious Sioux Warrior?

Thank you ver much, I'll be here all week……