Ladies and Gentleman, the President of the United States:

"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor -- the president -- governor -- president. Oops. Ex- governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment, I watched him -- get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq -- and at that same -- right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States -- a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen."