I don't know about you, but I'm going to sleep a lot better at night knowing that Martha Stewart has been found guilty. Justice has been served. I am especially happy that instead of delving into less important news stories- like the Presidential Election, what's going on in Iraq, or the breaking into of Democratic Senators computers by Republican staffers (surely, you've been bombarded by stories about this faux scandal) - the news media is giving the Martha Stewart the proper amount of attention. We should endlessly debate the case, break into live TV programming, and devote hour long news segments to the case. After all, if we don't give this trial the correct amount of proper attention, what kind of message will we send to all the otherrich, famously bitchy, homemaking gurus out there who just happened to make money on the stock market?

I just wish the whole Martha Stewart wouldn't be crowding out all those important and well-mannered discussions about the big Mel Gibson movie, "Kill Jesus, Vol. 1."

Or is it "Reservoir Disciples?"

"Pulp Bible?"