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HILTON SET FOR FAMILY LIFE
Sexy hotel heiress Paris Hilton's lifestyle-altering romance with Backstreet Boy Nick Carter is continuing to temper her wild ways -- she's now desperate to have his baby.

I think I speak for everyone when I say that this could be a matter of national importance. There is absolutely no way, no how that we should allow offspring of Paris Hilton and Nick Carter. WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE GENE POOL?