It finally happened. I knew it would eventually come, but it did.

I got my first religious spam-mail. So nice to see that somebody's concerned about something other than my dick-size, hidden desire to see some Britney Spears porn, or my desire to work at home.

Some really nice guy, I guess, knew what things have been like told me about some guy he met and how this person changed his life. This man, of course, was Jesus. "After 42 years of struggling with the meaning of life," this guy tells me, "and what the purpose of my life should be" his new pal Jesus cleared it all up for him.

No mention of just where he met Jesus.

I guess it was only natural that at some point, people would start sending out religious related spam mail, but it's still kind of weird. I mean, how did he know to send it to me? Did Jesus tell him that I've been needing some help lately and does Jesus know that I'm Jewish. Or maybe the guy knew I was Jewish and decided to send it to me because I need to be saved? Is there some sort of mailing list of Jews that's available? Maybe he hocked into our super-secret e-mail mail list because, you know, we do control the world and communicate such things via e-mail these days. Or maybe he got the same list that all the porn people are hooked into and decided that that proves he needs to save me. Maybe he hocked into some porn site that I might have *cough* accidently stumbled upon and got my name that way?

Who knows?

Maybe Jesus does…..