So I think I figured out my way around this whole stressing out for a phone call thing. Basically, it's just a matter of being so hungover that the four or five brain cells that are actually working are too busy trying to stay awake that it's impossible to get stressed out.

Of course, the problem with this technique is that being hungover also means lots and lots of coffee and as we all know, too much caffeine can make one stressed out. Which means I've been alternating between a caffiene-adled stress and comatose all morning.

It's gonna be a long day.

Just call, damnit, call